Name: Whitey McFarlan

Age: 52

Occupation: News Reporter

Sketches: Whitey keeps you up to day with the latest and greatest news stories...even the "darkies".

Name: Diddy aka P. Diddy

Age: ???

Occupation: Rapper/Clothes Designer/Mogul/Business Man

Sketches: What can we say...Diddy is Diddy! "Just Do it...do it...do it". Maintain your sexy and perserve your situation!

Name: Prego

Age: "A real man doesn't tell"

Occupation: Male Super-Model

Sketches: Prego's goal is to make the world look better...one makeover at a time!

Name: Michael Jackson

Age: 52

Occupation: Child Mo...Uhhh...Singer?

Sketches: Tell your kids to "Beat It" when MJ is around.

Name: Habeeb

Age: 28

Occupation: Terrorist & Movie Critic

Sketches: Check out Habeeb's latest movie reviews from the Al-Qaeda Movie Review Network.

Name: Ray Charles

Age: Deceased

Occupation: Singer

Sketches: Catch Ray on many random adventures around the town. You can proably SEE where these sketches are going....

Name: Flava-Flav

Age: Dark & Crispy

Occupation: Ugliest Man Alive

Sketches: Ok this one is not TOMMY...not even we could make him that ugly!